Believe in evil?
Not pure evil

Believe in love?
I can’t decide

Want something you can’t have?
Of course

Kissed in the rain?
Yeah, it’s a great thing

If not, do you want to?
I have, but I still want to

Like storms?
Love ‘em

Avoiding someone right now?
Not especially, but yeah, maybe

Hate someone right now?
A little, but no

Feel guilty for something or someone?
yeah

Prefer trains, bus, car, foot, horsie, person, bike, flying saucer....?
...erm...train

Got someone you want to tell the truth to, but can’t?
suppose

Thought about running away and never coming back?
Yeah, but not very seriously

Have sex dreams about more than one special someone?
Yeah. Sometimes they make sense and are with people I like, sometimes it’s just scarily random :/

Jump in puddles, DESPITE THE CONSEQUENCES?
YES, i live on the edge

Prefer kisses on the forehead, nose, cheek or hand?
...nose is cute, cheek is traditional, hand is classy and nice, but foreheads are probably my favourite. Come on, a kiss anywhere is good.

How magical are you on a scale of 1 – 10?
.....3?

Wish someone (alive) was with you this second, but isn’t?
Yeah, i’m bored on my own

Wish you would stop wishing, get off your lazy arse and do it?
Kinda half do, half don’t

Think you’re a bad person?
...sometimes, but no, not really

Said you’re sorry but not meant it?
...sometimes. there are different levels of sorry

Done amateur porn?
...long and complicated question

Want to power to catch as fish with your bare hands?
Who doesn’t want that?

Like knives?
mmm

Ever played Cops & Robbers just because you wanted to be handcuffed?
Haha, guilty

Tried to fit in a kid’s pedal car and failed and felt really bad about it?


Seen something so surreal you think you’re high, but you’re not?
All the time

How are you? Honestly?
I’m ok

Blondes, Brunettes or redheads?
brunettes

Wish you could teleport and see someone right now, even if it’s just to kiss n’ slap them?
Sure, but not sure I’d kiss n’ slap them, i’m just bored on my own

Looked over the side of a bridge and had an urge to jump, just because?
Yeah. That water always looks so nice

Felt reckless and empowered to the point of no return without scars?
yes

Love more than one person? If anyone.
No, don’t think so. Beside, love, strong word

Sing in the shower?
always

Fallen asleep in a bath?
Yeah. Dangerous and surprising to wake up to


How amoral are you, on a scale of 1 – 10? And don’t just try and sound impressive and evil, honestly? Would you hurt people you love, just because you can?
...hurt people? not intentionally. 3 or 4 generally, 5-7 accidentally

Soft hugs or hard hugs?
Hard

Sometimes been watching the Christmas Carol and wanted to steal Tiny Tim’s crutch? Be Honest.
Yes. Pretty much every time I watch it

Lie to people to protect them/keep them happy?
yeah

Hypocrite?
yeah

Believe in God?
Don’t think so

Optimist?
Not really

Kisses with lots of tongue?
Depends on who’s doing the kissing, and if they’re using the tongue right

Kissed someone you didn’t actually like in the past month?
ONLY kissed people i didn’t actually like in the past month spin the bottle, whatever

Want answers?
Well duh

Now, ask yourself, why are you here?
...philosophical. i don’t know. Someone else would be nice.